A hypothesis to explain the recent behavior of Britney Spears: The soul of Anna Nicole Smith has possessed her. Yes, she's gone mad as a result of a spiritual fight over control of her body on the astral plane.

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Recommendation for Britney: Buy a mobile home and put it on your property. Any time you feel too stressed by wealth and fame move into the mobile home and imagine you are financially lower class and that the wider world knows nothing about you. But stay out of the mobile home during tornado weather.